askaceattorney:

Dear Anonymous,

Yeah…

Yeah!

I’m going to start yelling this during Chords of Steel!

I’m Apollo Justice and I’m dead sexy!

-Apollo Justice

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REBLOGGED askaceattorney 2 years ago (ORIGINALLY askaceattorney)

I have finally managed to capture the “feels good man” face she makes when her head is rubbed. >:D

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

THAT’S RIGHT, DRAG IT. DRAG THAT LONG, SEXY ASS.

OH MY GOD, MOM. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOUR FATHER HAS A VERY NICE BACKSIDE. I’M COMMENTING ON IT.

THAT’S SO GROSS. YOU’RE GROSSING ME OUT. DAD, TELL HER SHE’S BEING A SICKO.

HONEY, YOU’RE BEING “A SICKO” AND UPSETTING SAMUEL WITH YOUR COMPLETELY ACCURATE REMARK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY ASS IS.

I’M NOT SORRY.

YOU HEAR THAT, CHAMP? YOUR MOTHER IS UNREPENTANT. SHE’S A WOMAN OF STRONG CONVICTIONS, AND I THINK WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT.

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valerielookstimelord:

lie-for-fun:

jeremyxattack:

belle-petite-amour:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

I just laughed for like 15 minutes.

LOLOLOLOL

ooohhhh myyy god i love them and their useless legs hahahaha

OH MY GOD. BAHAHAHAHA.

(Source: toptumbles)

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REBLOGGED angel-ology 2 years ago (ORIGINALLY toptumbles)

Sweet Home

tikkia:

I found this cute doujinshi, I laughed all the way while I was reading it!

HICKEY MOUSE RULES

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